GLUTTEN TAG

UNCLE LOTHAR

WHILE ON AN EASTER EGG HUNT IN UBER DEN LINDEN LOTHAR CAUGHT THE SCENT OF HIS MOTHERS' SCHNITZEL.

PRAIRIE ORGAN

THE TORGERSON FAMILY OF WASHAMEE MINNESOTA IS THE FIRST TO ENROLL IN THE ORGAN DONOR PROGRAM.

mink toilet

NEW USES ARE BEING FOUND FOR ELEANOR ROOSEVELT'S VAST COLLECTION OF MINK PELTS.

OCTOPUS FOUND WITH 9 ARMS (stock market soars)

GORDON GONE TO GOD, GOOD?

He would often disarm interrogators with peppery humor, once welcoming a reporter for The New Yorker magazine to his office with the greeting, “All writers should be put in a box and thrown in the sea.”