Friday, August 3, 2007

They Don't Write 'em like this anymore


AWARD WINNER

I'd Like to thank Jesus, But I won't.

NEW BABY CAKES

Do You Make Fetus Tarts or Zygote Fritters ?

THE FIVE BEST THINGS ABOUT HAVING OUT OF TOWN RELATIVES VISIT



1. There are only two living relatives Ihave any interest in seeing.TO see the others would only satisfy morbid curiosity

2. Having houseguests is always a great time to show off my wardrobe.

3. There's usually more food around.

4.We have the chance to shower them with our collections of stuff.

5. They're only here a few days.